I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
