garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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