I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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