yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Never underestimate the power of titties
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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