Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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