So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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