Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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