but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Success! We fucked roommates!
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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