just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
