Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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