Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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