she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
