Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
im holly from the hills drunk
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
