Dual....:-)
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Shame - the story of my life.
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