Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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