Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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