oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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