He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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