What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
