everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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