I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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