i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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