rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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