5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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