Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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