Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I got inside last night via doggy door
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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