You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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