Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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