I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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