Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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