like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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