I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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