Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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