I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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