i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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