Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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