i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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