I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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