Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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