I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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