Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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