Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You may now shotgun with the bride
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize