Four minutes until I can fart!
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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