Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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