Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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