oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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