They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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