i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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