Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
