Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We need to rekindle our bromance
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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