i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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