Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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