You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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