this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
