Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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